WHERE THE HELL ARE THE OG STRIPPER RAN STRIP CLUBS?!

Why, in countless cities across FOUR countries, have I only danced in THREE clubs that had female managers and ZERO that were owned by them.  If more retired strippers who enjoyed their time in lycra- and have a genuine respect and understanding of the business/women doing the job- ran strip clubs,  What would the potential evolution of our industry look and feel like?

I would love nothing more than to workation to fun clubs owned and/or operated by former high heel hustlers! 

Can any of my stripper sisters out there please point me in their glorious neon lit direction? 

Birthday Broadisms

NEARLY 6 YEARS AGO,

bout a week after my 26th birthday, on a warm summers day (yes, DAY) I showed up to work my very first stripper shift at a full nude club.

That night I went home with a few extra dollars, the gnarliest blisters (thanks to the pair of black satin civilian stilettos I INSISTED on wearing due to their merits of "class") AND a bubbling anticipation for how this new chapter of my life would unfold. GIIIIIIIIIRL, I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE. Today I turn 32.  And as I celebrate another glorious year I like to think about the plethora of advice I'd give my baby stripper self.  For starters, I'd tell her that "class" is overrated and that god invented Pleasers for a reason!  I'd also tell her to stop complimenting the more experienced babes at the club with: "Omg, you look so good FOR. YOUR. AGE." Bahahahahahaha. But seriously tho.  #fuckingkarma That aside, I'd also like to say cheers:  To you, the dope ass women who've inspired me over the years, To you, the generous patrons who've contributed to this job being so much fucking fun, AND To me, now being that broad who knows some things. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! 

ATTENTION GUYS: (you know who you are)

If your wife/girlfriend/lady friend apprehensively accompanies you to a strip club... And then- Due to the sensational expertise of HER gyrating goddess of choice, opens herself up to the experience... So much so, that she is vibrating with new found lady lust by the end of the dance... And afterwards,  You shame her (publicly no less) for indulging in our sex magic,  When it was you who begged her to step outside her comfort zone to begin with... YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. *You're also a narcissistic fuck tart who I'm betting has never once considered any woman's pleasure who was ever so kind to allow you near her pussy. #fuckyou 💋