The Other
We were dying a slow death in the back of our ride-share. Our condition, post-thanksgiving agita. Slumped in a pile of gastro-intestinal...
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Valerie Stunning
- Oct 18
The 4 Types of People Who Run Strip Clubs
I sat in silence at the kitchen table in awe of my purple and blue legs as the night’s tequila shots slowly wore off. My knees and shins...
Valerie Stunning
- Oct 4
Gone Feral
There should be a Nobel Prize for well executed Irish exits. While they seem to really grate on some people’s nerves I’m positive they’re...
Valerie Stunning
- Sep 20
Overhyping The Hustle, Are We Caught Up? (Final)
By year three of grinding on dudes for dollars I had had enough shitty experiences with civilians (both customers and not) that had...
Valerie Stunning
- Sep 6
Overhyping The Hustle, Are We Caught Up? (Part 2)
If you haven’t read Part 1, I recommend doing so before continuing. Cheers! When I first started writing this piece I thought it was only...
Valerie Stunning
- Aug 16
Overhyping The Hustle, Are We Caught Up? (Part 1)
I took a break at work recently and was bombarded with a Tik Tok that gave me, what I can only describe in my best Jersey I-talian accent...
Valerie Stunning
- Aug 2
Once You Know, You Can't Un-know (Part 2)
I am naturally and quite possibly genetically gifted with a massive ego. After all I come from flamboyantly bombastic stock, with equal...
Valerie Stunning
- Jul 19
Once You Know, You Can't Un-know (Part 1)
I have often considered myself the McDonalds of strippers. Particularly when hustling in Las Vegas. My particular skillset and emotional...
Valerie Stunning
- Jul 10
A Tough Pill To Swallow
I spent the last few years engaging less with the internet, and all it led to was a whole new perspective on life. Shocking, I know. I...
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