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    International Whores Day 2019
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jun 2, 2019
    • 2 min

    International Whores Day 2019

    For every time I was forced to psychologically & physically out maneuver a predatory Club owner/ investor/employee/client- Sometimes...
    You Are A Political Action
    Valerie Stunning
    • Feb 8, 2019
    • 2 min

    You Are A Political Action

    111.. One Hundred Eleven is the number of days in 2018 that I strapped on my Pleasers and shook my ass for money. Money I used to live,...
    How To Spot Captain-Save-A-Ho
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jan 30, 2019
    • 1 min

    How To Spot Captain-Save-A-Ho

    Stripping has taught me many things, And understanding the nuances of capitalism, patriarchy and pro quo situations is one of them. Yes,...
    Using Your Stripper Skills In Your New Business. *Part 1
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jun 15, 2018
    • 2 min

    Using Your Stripper Skills In Your New Business. *Part 1

    Lately I’ve been cracking myself up over all the things (big and small) that starting this new business is teaching me. Though let's be...
    INTERNATIONAL WHORES DAY 2018
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jun 2, 2018
    • 2 min

    INTERNATIONAL WHORES DAY 2018

    There once was a time when I didn’t identify as a Sex Worker. But then I woke up one day and realized,  All the money I earn, Which...
    Projection, Perfection & Pedestals
    Valerie Stunning
    • Apr 19, 2018
    • 2 min

    Projection, Perfection & Pedestals

    It seems like most of us out here in the Sex Worker internet-vortex, are just trying to make some noise, Celebrating what we love,...
    Calling All Strippers:
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jan 26, 2018
    • 2 min

    Calling All Strippers:

    OUR JOB IS REAL. OUR WORK IS VALID. and WE DESERVE FAIR & SAFE WORKING CONDITIONS. It is not a luxury to have our safety come before the...
    Womens March: DO BETTER
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jan 18, 2018
    • 2 min

    Womens March: DO BETTER

    This past weekend, on the anniversary of the inaugural Womens March, I joined millions of women and our allies in calling to attention...
    HOW TO DRINK ALL DAY & MAKE IT RAIN ALL NIGHT (A Patrons Guide):
    Valerie Stunning
    • Oct 28, 2017
    • 2 min

    HOW TO DRINK ALL DAY & MAKE IT RAIN ALL NIGHT (A Patrons Guide):

    * I posted a nearly identical version of this back on St. Patricks Day (please fill in appropriate holiday references) after recalling...
    YOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING.
    Valerie Stunning
    • Oct 1, 2017
    • 1 min

    YOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING.

    Aside from the agreed upon Dances/VIP Time for X amount of $$$ at the club's advertised level of nudity... YOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING....
    Burn Out
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jun 7, 2017
    • 3 min

    Burn Out

    I know, it's been a minute... But sometimes a girl needs a break.  Part of me is dying to share with you the adventuresome details about...
    Be A Bad Bitch On A Bad Night
    Valerie Stunning
    • May 16, 2017
    • 3 min

    Be A Bad Bitch On A Bad Night

    You are not the sum of your night's earnings. I REPEAT,  You are not the sum of your night's earnings. Our validity as bad bitches may...
    Honesty & The Champagne Room
    Valerie Stunning
    • Apr 4, 2017
    • 2 min

    Honesty & The Champagne Room

    Perhaps it's the current political climate? Perhaps it's the evolution of my work persona hybridizing with my off duty self? Perhaps it's...
    How To Ace Your Stripper Hustle
    Valerie Stunning
    • Mar 3, 2017
    • 2 min

    How To Ace Your Stripper Hustle

    Congratulations! You've been successfully showing up for at least 6 months and have officially reached Baby Stripper status. There have...
    WHERE THE HELL ARE THE OG STRIPPER RAN STRIP CLUBS?! 
    Valerie Stunning
    • Feb 24, 2017
    • 1 min

    WHERE THE HELL ARE THE OG STRIPPER RAN STRIP CLUBS?! 

    Why, in countless cities across FOUR countries, have I only danced in THREE clubs that had female managers and ZERO that were owned by...
    ATTENTION GUYS: (you know who you are)
    Valerie Stunning
    • Feb 8, 2017
    • 1 min

    ATTENTION GUYS: (you know who you are)

    If your wife/girlfriend/lady friend apprehensively accompanies you to a strip club... And then- Due to the sensational expertise of HER...
    The Best Little Tittie Bar in Vegas
    Valerie Stunning
    • Aug 27, 2016
    • 1 min

    The Best Little Tittie Bar in Vegas

    There are two kinds of strip clubs in this world: gentlemen’s clubs and tittie bars. Gentlemen’s clubs are sleek-looking nightclubs...
    Dear Strip Club Ballers
    Valerie Stunning
    • Mar 16, 2016
    • 1 min

    Dear Strip Club Ballers

    Thank you for not wasting my time with amateur behavior like disrespecting my boundaries, demanding my "real" name, and attempted haggling..

    Thank you! Xxo, Val

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