Valerie StunningJun 2, 20192 minInternational Whores Day 2019For every time I was forced to psychologically & physically out maneuver a predatory Club owner/ investor/employee/client- Sometimes...
Valerie StunningFeb 8, 20192 minYou Are A Political Action111.. One Hundred Eleven is the number of days in 2018 that I strapped on my Pleasers and shook my ass for money. Money I used to live,...
Valerie StunningJan 30, 20191 minHow To Spot Captain-Save-A-HoStripping has taught me many things, And understanding the nuances of capitalism, patriarchy and pro quo situations is one of them. Yes,...
Valerie StunningJun 15, 20182 minUsing Your Stripper Skills In Your New Business. *Part 1Lately I’ve been cracking myself up over all the things (big and small) that starting this new business is teaching me. Though let's be...
Valerie StunningJun 2, 20182 minINTERNATIONAL WHORES DAY 2018There once was a time when I didn’t identify as a Sex Worker. But then I woke up one day and realized, All the money I earn, Which...
Valerie StunningApr 19, 20182 minProjection, Perfection & PedestalsIt seems like most of us out here in the Sex Worker internet-vortex, are just trying to make some noise, Celebrating what we love,...
Valerie StunningJan 26, 20182 minCalling All Strippers:OUR JOB IS REAL. OUR WORK IS VALID. and WE DESERVE FAIR & SAFE WORKING CONDITIONS. It is not a luxury to have our safety come before the...
Valerie StunningJan 18, 20182 minWomens March: DO BETTERThis past weekend, on the anniversary of the inaugural Womens March, I joined millions of women and our allies in calling to attention...
Valerie StunningOct 28, 20172 minHOW TO DRINK ALL DAY & MAKE IT RAIN ALL NIGHT (A Patrons Guide):* I posted a nearly identical version of this back on St. Patricks Day (please fill in appropriate holiday references) after recalling...
Valerie StunningOct 1, 20171 minYOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING.Aside from the agreed upon Dances/VIP Time for X amount of $$$ at the club's advertised level of nudity... YOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING....
Valerie StunningJun 7, 20173 minBurn OutI know, it's been a minute... But sometimes a girl needs a break. Part of me is dying to share with you the adventuresome details about...
Valerie StunningMay 16, 20173 minBe A Bad Bitch On A Bad NightYou are not the sum of your night's earnings. I REPEAT, You are not the sum of your night's earnings. Our validity as bad bitches may...
Valerie StunningApr 4, 20172 minHonesty & The Champagne RoomPerhaps it's the current political climate? Perhaps it's the evolution of my work persona hybridizing with my off duty self? Perhaps it's...
Valerie StunningMar 3, 20172 minHow To Ace Your Stripper HustleCongratulations! You've been successfully showing up for at least 6 months and have officially reached Baby Stripper status. There have...
Valerie StunningFeb 24, 20171 minWHERE THE HELL ARE THE OG STRIPPER RAN STRIP CLUBS?! Why, in countless cities across FOUR countries, have I only danced in THREE clubs that had female managers and ZERO that were owned by...
Valerie StunningFeb 8, 20171 minATTENTION GUYS: (you know who you are)If your wife/girlfriend/lady friend apprehensively accompanies you to a strip club... And then- Due to the sensational expertise of HER...
Valerie StunningAug 27, 20161 minThe Best Little Tittie Bar in VegasThere are two kinds of strip clubs in this world: gentlemen’s clubs and tittie bars. Gentlemen’s clubs are sleek-looking nightclubs...
Valerie StunningMar 16, 20161 minDear Strip Club BallersThank you for not wasting my time with amateur behavior like disrespecting my boundaries, demanding my "real" name, and attempted haggling..