International Whores Day 2019
For every time I was forced to psychologically & physically out maneuver a predatory Club owner/ investor/employee/client- Sometimes...
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Valerie Stunning
- Feb 8, 2019
- 2 min
You Are A Political Action
111.. One Hundred Eleven is the number of days in 2018 that I strapped on my Pleasers and shook my ass for money. Money I used to live,...
Valerie Stunning
- Jan 30, 2019
- 1 min
How To Spot Captain-Save-A-Ho
Stripping has taught me many things, And understanding the nuances of capitalism, patriarchy and pro quo situations is one of them. Yes,...
Valerie Stunning
- Jun 15, 2018
- 2 min
Using Your Stripper Skills In Your New Business. *Part 1
Lately I’ve been cracking myself up over all the things (big and small) that starting this new business is teaching me. Though let's be...
Valerie Stunning
- Jun 2, 2018
- 2 min
INTERNATIONAL WHORES DAY 2018
There once was a time when I didn’t identify as a Sex Worker. But then I woke up one day and realized, All the money I earn, Which...
Valerie Stunning
- Apr 19, 2018
- 2 min
Projection, Perfection & Pedestals
It seems like most of us out here in the Sex Worker internet-vortex, are just trying to make some noise, Celebrating what we love,...
Valerie Stunning
- Jan 26, 2018
- 2 min
Calling All Strippers:
OUR JOB IS REAL. OUR WORK IS VALID. and WE DESERVE FAIR & SAFE WORKING CONDITIONS. It is not a luxury to have our safety come before the...
Valerie Stunning
- Jan 18, 2018
- 2 min
Womens March: DO BETTER
This past weekend, on the anniversary of the inaugural Womens March, I joined millions of women and our allies in calling to attention...
Valerie Stunning
- Oct 28, 2017
- 2 min
HOW TO DRINK ALL DAY & MAKE IT RAIN ALL NIGHT (A Patrons Guide):
* I posted a nearly identical version of this back on St. Patricks Day (please fill in appropriate holiday references) after recalling...
Valerie Stunning
- Oct 1, 2017
- 1 min
YOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING.
Aside from the agreed upon Dances/VIP Time for X amount of $$$ at the club's advertised level of nudity... YOU. OWE. THEM. NOTHING....
Valerie Stunning
- Jun 7, 2017
- 3 min
Burn Out
I know, it's been a minute... But sometimes a girl needs a break. Part of me is dying to share with you the adventuresome details about...
Valerie Stunning
- May 16, 2017
- 3 min
Be A Bad Bitch On A Bad Night
You are not the sum of your night's earnings. I REPEAT, You are not the sum of your night's earnings. Our validity as bad bitches may...
Valerie Stunning
- Apr 4, 2017
- 2 min
Honesty & The Champagne Room
Perhaps it's the current political climate? Perhaps it's the evolution of my work persona hybridizing with my off duty self? Perhaps it's...
Valerie Stunning
- Mar 3, 2017
- 2 min
How To Ace Your Stripper Hustle
Congratulations! You've been successfully showing up for at least 6 months and have officially reached Baby Stripper status. There have...
Valerie Stunning
- Feb 24, 2017
- 1 min
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE OG STRIPPER RAN STRIP CLUBS?!
Why, in countless cities across FOUR countries, have I only danced in THREE clubs that had female managers and ZERO that were owned by...
Valerie Stunning
- Feb 8, 2017
- 1 min
ATTENTION GUYS: (you know who you are)
If your wife/girlfriend/lady friend apprehensively accompanies you to a strip club... And then- Due to the sensational expertise of HER...
Valerie Stunning
- Aug 26, 2016
- 1 min
The Best Little Tittie Bar in Vegas
There are two kinds of strip clubs in this world: gentlemen’s clubs and tittie bars. Gentlemen’s clubs are sleek-looking nightclubs...
Valerie Stunning
- Mar 16, 2016
- 1 min
Dear Strip Club Ballers
Thank you for not wasting my time with amateur behavior like disrespecting my boundaries, demanding my "real" name, and attempted haggling..
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