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    Jersey grit...
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jul 28, 2021
    • 2 min

    Jersey grit...

    When you grow up in the part of New Jersey I grew up in, the NYC skyline is inescapable. Brimming with all it’s hyperbolized promise,...
    Lap Dance Diatribe
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jul 24, 2019
    • 2 min

    Lap Dance Diatribe

    A smug arms dealer in town for a trade show (balls deep in single malts & bad cocaine) once mansplained his theory on success as I dry...
    The Best Revenge
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jun 29, 2019
    • 2 min

    The Best Revenge

    Beyonce once said, the best revenge is your paper. I disagree. The best revenge is how you redistribute your paper AFTER you’ve invested...
    From Fakin It To Makin It. (Birthday Musings)
    Valerie Stunning
    • Feb 12, 2019
    • 2 min

    From Fakin It To Makin It. (Birthday Musings)

    Today your favorite Creamstress celebrates another twerk around the sun. And in honor of my favorite day of the year, I wrote myself this...
    Self Activism
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jan 19, 2019
    • 2 min

    Self Activism

    Shout out to everyone who repped inclusivity and intersectionality at Womens’ Marches/Rallies around the world today. I did not...
    Fuck A New Year’s Resolution.
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jan 1, 2019
    • 1 min

    Fuck A New Year’s Resolution.

    Because lets be real, If there’s ever a day to reflect/honor all we’ve learned & accomplished in a year and then set intentions for how...
    THINGS I’M SO FUCKING OVER
    Valerie Stunning
    • Dec 13, 2018
    • 1 min

    THINGS I’M SO FUCKING OVER

    Discovering self proclaimed allies are really only interested in the “philanthropic” or “edgy” street cred they receive from their...
    Projection, Perfection & Pedestals
    Valerie Stunning
    • Apr 19, 2018
    • 2 min

    Projection, Perfection & Pedestals

    It seems like most of us out here in the Sex Worker internet-vortex, are just trying to make some noise, Celebrating what we love,...
    Side Hustle Salute
    Valerie Stunning
    • Mar 1, 2018
    • 2 min

    Side Hustle Salute

    Cheers to all you Queens investing serious time, energy and money in a side hustle that you plan to one day replace your main hustle. ...
    $$$. What Came, Went & Got Stacked (Tax Season)
    Valerie Stunning
    • Feb 21, 2018
    • 1 min

    $$$. What Came, Went & Got Stacked (Tax Season)

    Over the past few days I’ve been doing the deep dive into some scary shit. My finances. Every year around this time (Tax Season ) I sit...
    Womens March: DO BETTER
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jan 18, 2018
    • 2 min

    Womens March: DO BETTER

    This past weekend, on the anniversary of the inaugural Womens March, I joined millions of women and our allies in calling to attention...
    Burn Out
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jun 7, 2017
    • 3 min

    Burn Out

    I know, it's been a minute... But sometimes a girl needs a break.  Part of me is dying to share with you the adventuresome details about...
    Birthday Broadisms
    Valerie Stunning
    • Feb 12, 2017
    • 1 min

    Birthday Broadisms

    NEARLY 6 YEARS AGO, bout a week after my 26th birthday, on a warm summers day (yes, DAY) I showed up to work my very first stripper shift...
    NASTY WOMEN
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jan 22, 2017
    • 1 min

    NASTY WOMEN

    NO ONE HERE ON TEAM CONSENTING SEX WORKER IS PRETENDING THE DARK SIDE DOESN'T EXIST.  WHAT WE'RE ASKING IS THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE: WE...
    NASTY & PROUD
    Valerie Stunning
    • Jan 19, 2017
    • 2 min

    NASTY & PROUD

    There's so much I want to say about the Women's March, but I'm still processing ALL of the emotions and weight of such a monumental...
    Who's The Real Bitch? A Think Piece
    Valerie Stunning
    • Mar 10, 2016
    • 1 min

    Who's The Real Bitch? A Think Piece

    or you, throwing a temper tantrum, because the woman you don't know walking by wouldn't give you attention when you demanded her to.

    Thank you! Xxo, Val

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