You're Doing It Wrong.
(you know who you are)
If your wife/girlfriend/lady friend apprehensively accompanies you to a strip club...
Due to the sensational expertise of HER gyrating goddess of choice, opens herself up to the experience... So much so, that she is vibrating with new found lady lust by the end of the dance...
You shame her (publicly no less) for indulging in our sex magic,
When it was you who begged her to step outside her comfort zone to begin with...
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
*You're also a narcissistic fuck tart who I'm betting has never once considered any woman's pleasure who was ever so kind to allow you near her pussy. #fuckyou 💋